I love crazy people

I love crazy people. Without crazy people, life would be pretty stinking boring. Just look at these pictures of a field between Kieler, WI and Galena, IL. It's just a normal cow pasture, but I can totally understand what went through the crazy guy's mind before this happened. "This field is missing something. It has cows and weeds, but it needs a little extra pizazz. I've got it: DINOSAURS! Dinosaurs are like khaki pants; they go with EVERYTHING! GERTRUDE! I gotta get me some metal so we can class up our cow field!"

Pop quiz: What sort of whistling sounds can a man covered in BBQ sauce make exactly? I definitely need a recording.