Mother Nature (who looks a bit like the Fairy Godmother from Disney's Cinderella): Yes, Dearie?
Me: Um... It's snowing outside.
MN: Yes, Dearie! Isn't it Beautiful?!
Me: Um... It's actually sticking to the ground.
MN: Yes, Dearie! The pure white flakes are such a nice contrast to the brown leaves!
Me: Um... It's November.
MN: Yes, Dearie! You're the crazy one who is living in WISCONSIN!