Since I (Justin) have a thing for over the top food, imagine my surprise when I found out there is a whole website dedicated to that very topic:
Here are a couple choice entries:
#1: "Mega Oreo"
#2: "Deep fried Coca Cola"
#3: Self explanatory. Every piece of equipment made should have a button labeled "Push here to dispense gravy"
Other nasty favorites include "The meat ship", and "60 pound rice crispy treat"