A Conversation.

Me:  Um... Mother Nature... Excuse me?

Mother Nature (who looks a bit like the Fairy Godmother from Disney's Cinderella):  Yes, Dearie?

Me:  Um... It's snowing outside.

MN:  Yes, Dearie!  Isn't it Beautiful?!

Me:  Um... It's actually sticking to the ground.

MN:  Yes, Dearie!  The pure white flakes are such a nice contrast to the brown leaves!

Me:  Um... It's November.

MN:  Yes, Dearie!   You're the crazy one who is living in WISCONSIN!